logicofchance

logicofchance:

lamehowell:

josebambi:

saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.

WHY IS WORCESTERSHIRE SO FUCKING BIG MAN THATS WHERE I LIVE AND ITS THE BIGGEST ONE ON THE POST THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY WOW HAHA MY COUNTY IS FAMOUS ON THIS POST

WHERE IS RUTLAND YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARDS KNOW YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY

Glad West Yorkshire is on here!

liamdryden
futuredudeman:

humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”"What’s that?""Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?""No, I didn’t.""OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.""Well, there is good news.""What’s that?""I broke it playing Quidditch."

"Incredibly attractive Slytherin unicyclist with a broken foot" is an actual combination of words to describe a real person. Earth is ridiculous and wonderful.

futuredudeman:

humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”
"What’s that?"
"Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?"
"No, I didn’t."
"OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption."
"Well, there is good news."
"What’s that?"
"I broke it playing Quidditch."

"Incredibly attractive Slytherin unicyclist with a broken foot" is an actual combination of words to describe a real person. Earth is ridiculous and wonderful.